Asshole Astrology is my faux horocscope column where I pretend to provide ‘horoscopes for horrible people.’
It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.
It started as a joke. People like them a lot. And it has gotten a little out of hand. So much so that I created a separate newsletter from Chapter 23.
I’ve paid subscribers on both newsletters. So thanks to their generosity I’ve decided to give all existing Chapter 23 subscribers honorary subscriptions to Asshole Astrology and vice versa.
You’re hereby officially an asshole. I mean that in a good way.
You can of course just unsubscribe with one click if you’d rather not receive the newsletter. But who wouldn’t want to receive horoscopes from Hell?
Thank you for supporting my work. Both to the people who are signed up to the free posts on my newsletters and the people who are paid subscribers.
Either way, I think that you’re wonderful. And absolutely not an asshole really.