What do you want this year to look like? What do you intend to do once your new years resolutions … More

Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23. Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit. … More

American friends asked me to write a few words about my experience of the coronavirus crisis. It seems like everyone … More

  Please give a warm welcome to Asshole Astrology subscribers. Asshole Astrology is my faux horocscope column where I pretend to provide … More

Did you vote? You did. Do you vote? You do. Good. That’s what I thought. Unfortunately, not everyone does vote. … More

Here are the Friend Links for my best posts on Medium for 2020. This means that you can read what … More

Photo by Braydon Anderson on Unsplash Send in the clowns I looked for a picture of a clown to go with this post … More

Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23. Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit. … More

I read ‘The Crossroads of Should and Must’ and it made me roll my eyes so hard that they fell out … More

Photo by Tom Roberts on Unsplash Sexism isn’t sexy or satirical I want to talk about when everyday sexism gets passed off as … More

  “You are the only people alive on the earth today. All the people that created tradition, created countries, and … More

  It’s nanowrimo again — the time of the year when all common sense goes out of the window and … More

First I recognise the door. There is no difference between this door and any of the others set into the … More

Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23. Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit. … More

We’ve all got to start somewhere Japan is where and how I became a travel photographer. I recently shared some … More

I’m probably going to regret this. People say the stupidest shit on Medium about how to do it right, make … More

It’s nanowrimo again — the time of the year when all common sense goes out of the window and you … More

Where is this relationship going? Every love relationship that I’ve ever had has been outlived by the love of the … More

I once tried to convince a vegetarian friend that it was ok to eat fish because “Fish don’t count.” Apparently … More

Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23. Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit. … More