I am Not a Wolf by Dan Sheehan

I Am Not A Wolf — Image courtesy of Sick Of Wolves
I Am Not A Wolf – Image courtesy of Sick Of Wolves

I AM NOT A WOLF AND I WAS NOT PAID IN HAM TO REVIEW THIS BOOK.

I AM A HUMAN MAN AND CAN TYPE AND DO TWITTER JUST AS WELL AS ANY OTHER HUMAN MAN WHO IS SICK OF WOLVES THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HOW COULD I TYPE IF I WAS A WOLF? EXACTLY.

I BET THAT GAVE YOU PAWS FOR THOUGHT.

THANK YOU I AM HERE ALL WEEK.

DID YOU SAY YOU HAVE HAM?

ANYWAY, I AM NOT A WOLF IS A BOOK THAT I DID NOT GET PAID TO REVIEW.

IT IS BY DAN SHEEHAN THE HUMAN MAN BEHIND THE TWITTER ACCOUNT SICK OF WOLVES.

IT IS A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOK ABOUT NAVIGATING THE HUMAN WORLD AS A WOLF AND TRYING TO PASS YOURSELF OFF AS HUMAN.

WHO DOES THAT? LOL. NOT ME. I AM A HUMAN MAN.

I USED TO READ CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOKS WHEN I WAS A HUMAN CHILD.

I ALSO USED TO CHEAT AT THEM BY READING ALL THE PAGES AND PICKING THE ENDING THAT I LIKED THE BEST.

THIS BOOK IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU’D EXPECT IF YOU ALREADY LOVE SICK OF WOLVES BUT IT IS ALSO A STROKE OF GENIUS.

THE FACT THAT I REALLY LOVE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOKS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

THE SATIRE IS OBVIOUS, OF COURSE, BUT ALSO ON POINT.

THIS IS THE SORT OF BOOK THAT YOU WOULD FIND INCREDIBLY FUNNY EVEN IF YOU WERE A HUMAN MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOLF AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

BUT WHO DOES THAT?

GIVE ME YOUR HAM.