Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23.
Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit.
“For a writer there is no such thing as an exemplary life.”
— Tobias Wolff
My birthday is 23 June. I’m trying to relax. This is more difficult than I remember.
This month, it’s my birthday, it’s my birthday, I ain’t picking up the phone on my birthday.