Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23.
Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit.
“You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.”
― Anne Lamott
Insert Coins. Game Over. Continue?
This month, there’s writer’s roulette, truth or dare, and spin the bottle.
Ok, only one of those games is real.
Write Or Die — Writer’s Roulette
I play a writer’s version of Russian roulette where every month I have to write things and send them off to be considered for publication — in print or online — and the month that I fail to write, submit, or get anything published, I kill myself… How are you?
If that sounds a little melodramatic, extreme, or stupid, that’s because it is — but this is how my brain works and what it takes to get me writing.
I’ve been playing this game for a while now. So far, so good.
Some of the more observant among you will have noticed that all I’m really saying, in a grumpy and sarcastic way, is that I write a lot.
I could have just said that, of course, but where’s the fun in that?
If you’re reading this then I made it to the end of the year. 2021 will be a lot of fun. It will also feature a lot more writing from me. You have been warned.
In the words of Ice-T: “Told ya. You shoulda killed me last year!”
Here’s some of my stuff to read on the interweb. They’re all Friend Links so anyone can read them.
What Japanese Culture and Being an Outsider Can Teach You about Writing — All writers are gaijin
This is How I Got Started with Travel Photography — These photos of Japan will make you want to travel
My Secret Visualisation Technique to Dramatically Improve Your Stories — The true shape of a story
The Best Thing to do with a Good Book — Bibliomancy for fun and profit
Black Mirror — A Dream Narrative
‘Do the Work’ is the Ultimate Lifehack — The productivity secret you don’t seem to get
Should I Write Under a Pseudonym? — Inquiring minds want to know
Fiction is the Lie That Tells the Truth — Why I stopped writing fiction for more than a decade
If You Didn’t Vote Then Shut Your Mouth — Don’t advertise the fact that you’re an idiot.
My Corona — Never gonna stop? Give it up.
Make Money on Medium — Build Your Audience and Grow Your Income with Medium.com
The Crossroads of ‘Well, duh!’ and ‘No fucking shit?’ — A review of ‘The Crossroads of Should and Must’ by Elle Luna
What’s Your Story? — Everyone has a story to tell
Friend Links for Medium — All my Medium posts to the end of 2019
One Minute Reads for Writers — 30 posts in 30 days
Vocal — Check out my stories and articles on Vocal
jamesgarside.net — My website has links to most of my writing
Note: If you have a problem opening any of these links just try to view them in private browsing mode and that will probably do the trick.
I’ll write for you if you ask me nicely
I don’t like being told what to do — but I’m not above taking requests.
Do you have something that you’d like me to write about?
I’ll write a blog post or article on your choice of subject.
The post will be published online — probably on Medium. But I’m also open to publishing on other platforms such as your own website.
Let me know what you have in mind.
Thanks for reading.
As always feel free to #AskMeAnything