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  I’m starting a new discussion thread on Chapter 23. This is your chance to ask me anything. Please feel…

You’re an Asshole!

Hi everyone, Asshole Astrology is my faux horocscope column where I pretend to provide ‘horoscopes for horrible people.’ It doesn’t…

Welcome to Chapter 23

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Boiled Lobster [Medium]

Photo by Toa Heftiba on Unsplash I didn’t realise You were there until I saw you snatch and Snap your grubby claw. Your…

What’s Your Story? [Medium]

Photo by Matt Collamer on Unsplash Many people know I’ve done a lot of work for charities and that homelessness is an issue…

My Corona [Substack]

  Photo by Jake Bradley on Unsplash American friends asked me to write a few words about my experience of the coronavirus crisis.…

Does The Size Matter? [Medium]

Photo by Charles 🇵🇭 on Unsplash Never mind the length, feel the width Some stories are short. Some stories are long. Some stories…

Chapter 23 – July 2020

Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23. Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit.…

They Call Me Mister James! [Medium]

  ADVENTURE TIME and all related character and elements are trademarks of and © Cartoon Network Finn: Dude, James is kind of, uh, goofy.…

Welcome to Sarcasm [Medium]

Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash “I provide much needed sarcasm.” — Anya (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Sarcasm is my raison d’etre. If…

Chapter 23 – June 2020

Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23. Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit.…