Hi everyone, Asshole Astrology is my faux horocscope column where I pretend to provide ‘horoscopes for horrible people.’ It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up. It started as a joke. People like them a lot. And it has gotten a little out of hand. […]
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Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign. It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up. You still need to read each one because they’re all secretly about you anyway. Sign up to get your personal weekly and monthly horoscopes from Hell. Aquarius: You want to create […]
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Photo by Steve Johnson on Unsplash A distressed writer asked me: “Why can’t writers sell their books, that they’ve agonized and slaved over, sometimes for years, for the price of a cup of coffee?” To which I replied: “Because our consumer society values coffee higher than books. People buy what they want — be that coffee or books.” […]
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Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign. It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up. You still need to read each sign because they’re all secretly about you. Sign up to get your personal weekly and monthly horoscopes from Hell. Aquarius: When the Romans said “Not […]
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Here is next month’s horoscope for your sign. It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up. You might as well read them all. They’re secretly about you anyway. Be careful what you wish for this month — Cthulhu has plans for you. Cthulhu is consided one of […]
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Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23. Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit. “A concept is a brick. It can be used to build a courthouse of reason. Or it can be thrown through the window.” — Gilles Deleuze Hollywood has always been obsessed with image over talent. […]
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Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign. It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up. This week it’s make your mind up time. Do you love these horoscopes enough to want them in your life? If you do then please sign up for a paid […]
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Why aren’t my words the focal point of your existence? If they were you would have signed up for my newsletter by now. Or given me all of your money so that I can spend it on tea. Those are literally the only two options. Here is this week’s horoscope for your sign. It doesn’t matter when […]
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Photo by Kyle Glenn on Unsplash I published 30 posts in 30 days. I’ve pulled links to them all together in this list post for ease of reference. These are all friend links — because I love you — so you will be able to read them whether you’re a member of Medium or not. I must remember […]
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Hi! Welcome to Chapter 23. Become evil. Rule the world. Maybe drink tea first and sit down for a bit. “You don’t write a novel out of sheer pity any more than you blow a safe out of a vague longing to be rich. A certain ruthlessness and a sense of alienation from society is […]
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Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign. It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up. Read them all — that way you have 12 short essays that are all about you. Aquarius: It will do you good to recognise and accept your limitations for a change. For […]
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Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign. It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up. Aquarius: You should try to use your inside voice for negative thoughts, snark, bitterness and sarcasm. As a result you won’t have much to say. Sorry about that. Or, you […]
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Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign. It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up. Why not read the whole thing and pretend that the advice for all the other signs also applies to you? Aquarius: Someone will say that you were rude to them. […]
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