Horoscopes for Horrible People
It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.
Asshole Astrology is now an actual thing. I blame you.
I figured some of you wouldn’t want it to become a regular part of Chapter 23 so I set it up as a separate thing instead.
That way those of you who want it can come get it. And the rest can do nothing and I will silently judge you.
Sign-ups are free for a limited time. Because I love you. And you feel it.
All joking aside I’d love for you to sign up.
Please visit: assholeastrology.substack.com