Asshole Astrology is now an actual thing

Horoscopes for Horrible People

Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign.

It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.

Asshole Astrology is now an actual thing. I blame you.

I figured some of you wouldn’t want it to become a regular part of Chapter 23 so I set it up as a separate thing instead.

That way those of you who want it can come get it. And the rest can do nothing and I will silently judge you.

Sign-ups are free for a limited time. Because I love you. And you feel it.

All joking aside I’d love for you to sign up.

Please visit: assholeastrology.substack.com

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