Send in the clowns
I looked for a picture of a clown to go with this post but almost all of them were sinister.
There’s a metaphor for life in there somewhere — or at least a damning critique of the internet circa 2019.
But, yes, the rumours are true.
According to Medium I’m now a Top Writer in Humor. Stop laughing!
The only other time I’ve been called a top writer is according to my mum.